Well, I never thought I'd be married to a wonderful, loving wife, that's for sure! I never thought I'd be as truly happy as I am now, even when things are rough, unsettling or challenging.I never thought I'd be chosen by NASA to represent the "baldness gene" aboard the first Generation Ship.
I never thought I'd become a Mormon.
I never thought I'd bite my own tongue and develop an overpowering taste for human flesh, a taste that lead me to become a cannibal.
I never thought I'd meet ten other wonderful women, all of whom were Mormon, none of whom were cannibals... marry them and eat them.
Presenting: Michael J. Rigg's TOP 10 MORMON CANNIBAL ASTRONAUT RECIPES FOR DINNERS FEATURING YOUR EX WIVES (~or~) Michael J. Rigg's TOP WAY TO CONCEIVE OF, AND TREMENDOUSLY STRETCH TO LUDICROUS PROPORTIONS, A THINLY CREATED PREMISE:
Wife 1 (Rachel) - A bit thin on the bone, I prepared Rachel with a little chestnut and lemon juice. She had a kind of fishy texture, but went down as smooth as slick jerky.
- Wife 2 (Joan) - Diced and covered with a warm port sauce. Joanie was an awesome compliment to a wheel of goude we received as a wedding present. Mmm, if only she could've enjoyed it.
- Wife 3 (Terri) - Prepared lovingly with onion and garlic clover--although I have to admit I went a little too heavy with both. I had the Territrots for days.
- Wife 4 (Marti) - For the time we were together, I gave Marti everything she wanted. Consequently, she spoiled and I had to throw her out.
- Wife 5 (Diana) - The inspiration for my Diana character in "One Dark Chance," it was really hard for me to go through with it. So, to make her last a while, I froze half of her. The rest I segmented and split between soup, bacon, and my favorite--Diana Bleu Benedictin.
- Wife 6 (Tabitha) - Tabby was prepared with some smooth Damablanc cheese I got from friends Brad and Carly in Canada. I invited them down for dinner and they could not believe what I could do with meatloaf. As Brad was sopping up some juice with his olive-wine bread, he asked, "So, where's Tabs?" I couldn't resist: "You're soaking in her." I haven't heard from them in awhile. Don't know why.
- Wife 7 (Ceilia) - Brushed every 15 minutes with a mixture of hollandaise and veloute, Cee was one of my favorite dishes. Served with a Zinfandel, she was the perfect light dish for any late night meal.
- Wife 8 (Bonnie) - Bonnie was a trucker in life. She hauled gas for Exxon and always smelled of diesel. I tried a long marinade with lemon and a California Cabernet. I ended up using the deep fryer and going off my diet for awhile.
- Wife 9 (Alanis) - Who wants breakfast!? I do! I do! Morissausage it is. Sausage links on the side with a little Diana, thawed and rolled into an omelet with onions, peppers, mushrooms and cheddar cheese.
- Wife 10 (Melanie) - Still with me. But considering her love of ice-cream, I'm thinking a nice dessert featuring hot fudge and caramel, crunchy topping, fresh fruit, and a cream cheese crust. Mm'mm.
On a more serious note, if changing anything in high school means changing where I am today... I wouldn't change a thing. I am so blessed to have the wife and family I have now. I absolutely adore my step kids (even the one I rarely see) and my in-laws (particularly because they feel like a real mom and real brothers and sisters).
PS - No wives were harmed during the making of this blog.
Talk to you tomorrow, NaBlos!
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